A Hellish Update...

In an effort to maintain my festivity (and my sanity) - I will be going to Muskegon tomorrow to hopefully partake in some decent firework watching.  I really hope that they live up to my expectations, which to say the least, haven't been very high lately.  For example, I got SO excited as I sat down to a plate of scrambled eggs for dinner tonight - as opposed to the cereal I've gotten used to. So its pretty obvious what my standards are like right now... 

Goals for tomorrow: 

1.  Work on a decent tan

2.  Eat carbs

3.  Fall asleep in the sun

4.  Eat grilled chicken from my dad's fabulous grill 

5.  Think about contracts (maybe)

6.  Get a free tank of gas since I'm unfortunately running out of money

Anyway - the ant problem that I once had (that I don't feel like explaining right now) is finally gone ... I think... Only to be replaced by a ceiling that apparently leaks whenever it gets "really windy and really rainy at the same time." Fabulous.  

Things that are going to be my excuses if/when I fail the bar:

1.  My own inability to avoid distractions

2.  The ant farm that lived in my bathroom for 2 solid weeks 

3.  My landlord threatening to sue me (literally)

4.  Crazy people (you know who you are) 

5.  My lack of income and therefore inability to eat healthy

6.  My leaking ceiling that forces me to sleep on the couch sometimes 

7.  Not paying ANY attention in business enterprises 

8.  Absolutely loathing taking practice tests 

9.  Spending time I should be studying being excited about how many things I could sue my ex for

On a lighter note - I have an excuse to take tomorrow off seeing as how it is a federal holiday and all... so I'm going to pick up some bottle rockets... er... sparklers and hit the lakeshore.