I'll be gone for a few days...please miss me so I can add that to the list of reasons why I shouldn't be signing a lease this week...in miami. Besides the fact that I've never been there...I don't know a single soul - road trip? :)
My dad: the most cautious/don't jump into things too early/don't do anything stupid and unresearched/people with dark hair are the spawn of satan, tells me that I shouldn't plan on coming home without signing a lease for at least a year. So within the next 5 days or so, I have to:
a) find a place to live in another state i've never been to
b) not overdraw my bank account in the process
c) not total the rental car i'm not getting insurance on
d) buy some mace
e) get tan
f) ride around with a guy who has a mobile pool
just kidding about the last one but, basically i have a lot of shit to do, and not the time/money/reassurance/mind capacity to get it all done.
on the other hand, i do have one thing on my side: when I do sign that damn lease, i'll get to make one of those chain-link countdown thingy's to count down until the day I can walk out of carino's with a priceless mischevious grin on my face and tell them i'll see them again....never:)
someone get me a witness...i want to be 10 again when i didn't have to think about life-altering things except how much pink cotten candy you could consume in one day without having to go to the e.r., or how many tickets I could win at chuck e cheese if I won skeeball 95 times in a row, or how much bigger I could build my leaf fort that my flaming brother...oh well...i wonder how long i'll have to work to get a bad ass convertible and live on the ocean?
bark twice if you're in milwaukee...
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as some one famous said
"smile, tommorrow could be worse"
Don't get cocky just because you've been there.
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