Wednesday, July 16, 2008

I Live for the Day...

Really, I am counting down the days until my life isn't made up of conversations like: 

"Did you know that a landowner has a strict liability right to lateral support in its natural state, though even if there's a building on it, you could recover on a negligence theory?"   

or, my favorite yet:

"Machines are not ever capable of producing hearsay.."

These are the mornings where I have a nearly irresistible urge to pour a large shot of vodka in my coffee... though I somehow manage to resist - mainly at the thought of failing.  After that thought goes away though, I start to wonder that if I really do start showing signs of insanity (not that I already haven't) if I could recover in some way against the bar examiners...

On another note, its almost too hot in my apartment to keep drinking coffee ... is it too much to ask for 75 degrees?  It's not even noon here and its already 81.  Needless to say, I don't have high expectations for this afternoon. Last night I officially established that it would make me very happy to have "mellow summer during the day with sunshine - with a thunderstorm once a week during a time where I can reasonably stay inside and do nothing, and winter every single night without snow..."  

...and then I realized I was wasting time...   

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jesus Szydlow, 10:16am and already wasting time blogging?? :P Ya know you could just go to Tim Horton's and get an iced coffee if your apartment is so hot... oh, oh never mind. Good luck!

Unknown said...

I'm laughing hysterically right now for a couple of reasons: (1) you have continued to blog despite your waning sanity - no offense; (2) your blog clearly describes my life right now - which is disgust with just about everything; and (3)because I myself am waning in sanity. It will all be over soon. It will all be over soon. *closing eyes to dream*